… while your computer starts up:
- Have a cup of coffee.
- Have another one.
- Go outside to catch some fresh air because of Cardiac anxiety.
- Curse Microsoft or pray for a faster computer.
- Carve a nice/obscene (as you like) sketch into your desk.
- Walk through the office and see if your boss has already arrived (or check which employees are not at their places yet, if you are the boss).
- Watch the world outside your window and allow yourself a little daydream.
- Figure out what to cook in the evening, which film to watch next weekend or what gadget/car/boat to buy when the economy gets better.
- Think about a fancy status line for your Facebook page.
- Think about what to do in the first place when the computer is up… if that’s not too swotty for you.
- Post to your blog with the iPhone.
- Picture what your would do today, if you were the dictator of your country, Captain Kirk, Jesus or Barack Obama.
- Picture what you would do if you were young again.
- Learn how to count to ten.
You made my day! 🙂 Funny, but still so close to truth – as a minimum I do 5 things from the list before my computer starts 🙂