Dear Mr Hollywood producers…

The Hollywood screenwriters’ strike might be my chance to broaden my professional horizons. Therefore: A public application to all major producers of films and series.

… I’ve heard that the Hollywood script writers want to go on strike. So, if you are running short on scripts, please contact me. I can write for “Lost”, “Nip/Tuck”, “Heroes”, “CSI”, “Star Trek” (?), “Desperate Housewives” and Jay Leno (if he does not mind Swiss jokes) and any other show (but only interesting stuff, not boring crap such as “7th Heaven”). I will write for appropriate fee (probably much less than what the greedy writers around demand). Unfortunately, I don’t have any reference, because here in Switzerland, we do not have an entertainment industry. Only Staatsfernsehen, and they do not require writers.

Please contact me any time at

Autor: Matthias

Computerjournalist, Familienvater, Radiomensch und Podcaster, Nerd, Blogger und Skeptiker. Überzeugungstäter, was das Bloggen angeht – und Verfechter eines freien, offenen Internets, in dem nicht alle interessanten Inhalte in den Datensilos von ein paar grossen Internetkonzernen verschwinden. Wenn euch das Blog hier gefällt, dürft ihr mir gerne ein Bier oder einen Tee spendieren:

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